Jens vs. the World #2
“Hello,” said Jens, to the earnest young clerk at the Super Target, where he had no choice but to be. “I regret that I must register a complaint.”
“Uh?” the bright young go-getting clerk said.
“The sign advertising this display of bathing suits says, ‘More fun. Less rays.’ I’m sure you know that, since ‘rays’ can be described discretely, the sign should read, ‘More fun. Fewer rays.’”
“Oh.”
“Perhaps you would like to notify the management, to avoid embarrassment in the future,” said Jens.
“No problem,” said Jens.
“I think your haircut has gone all the way to your brain,” said Randi.