Jens vs. the World #3
Jens, the smartest person in the world, was at the Public Health Center.
“Can I help you?” said the nice lady.
“I would love a tetanus shot,” Jens said.
“Do you want to finish your Hepatitis A shots while you’re here?”
“I don’t know. Is that a very common disease?”
“Every time you eat at Taco Bell!”
“I’m a Bueno man, so I guess I’m good. Are your needles clean?”
“Jens!” said Randi. “That’s offensive!”
“Sorry,” Jens said. “Are your needles clean, sweetheart?”