Jens was at a party. He didn’t want to be. He ate some carrots and carrots and then some carrots.

“I need a new house,” said someone. “My old house is too old.”

Someone else said, “Have you heard about these new houses they’re building out in this town? They’re waaaaaay out, you can almost see this other town from that town. So nice, they’ve got a swimming pool and a golf course and oh my god.”

“Hello! Ghetto!” said the first someone. “When I think that town, I think dump.”

Jens ate some carrots. “I actually think the oil spill is a good thing,” he said.

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